"If you call a big turkey a gobbler, what do you call a small one?" "A goblet."."Why shouldn't you sit next to a turkey at dinner?" "Because he will gobble it up."."You know you overdid it at Thanksgiving when you thought the serving size for turkey was one.".
"What happened to the turkey that got in a fight?" "He got the stuffing knocked out of him!"."Why did they let the turkey join the band?" "Because he had his own drumsticks."."What key has legs and can't open a door?" "A turkey."."Why did the farmer have to separate the chicken and the turkey?" "He sensed fowl play."."What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter on Thanksgiving Day?" "Quack, Quack!".Because there's no harm in poking a little bit of fun while everyone pokes at their food. This year, give thanks for the best Thanksgiving jokes out there, which will inevitably make every turkey-stuffed mouth curl into a smile. Don’t worry-each one is PG enough to toss around the kids' table. Your nearest and dearest will raise their gobble-lets to any of these festive quips related to eating, pilgrims, and the true star of the show-turkey.
If you'd like to take your Thanksgiving spirit to social media this year, we've also rounded up our favorite turkey day instagram captions!įrom puns to one-liners fit for Thanksgiving memes, there's no shortage of Turkey Day-related witticisms that are just too plucking good not to love. To help relieve some of that tension, we’ve compiled the best Thanksgiving jokes to lighten the mood at your dinner table. Thanksgiving family time and food prep, while often pleasurable, can be a major source of holiday-induced stress. As great as the best Thanksgiving traditions can be at your relatives’ house, we’re just going to come right out and say it-all that togetherness in such close quarters can sometimes get to your head faster than Uncle Tim’s signature Thanksgiving cocktail.
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